Hair metal hoochie mama

A woman (usually a mother) that has big hair, still listens to 80s hair metal and likes to reminisce about the good ol' days of being a rocker chick.

My friends think my mom is so cool cause she's a hair metal hoochie mama that likes to have fun.

by SaraTranker92 September 17, 2017

UN Gen. Sec. Hair

This is egg mom UN, who
1. Secretory Call dad mark fat
2. My mom is my gay
3. Toros hair have sus

Un Gen. Sec. Hair have sus momy

by Dankasus April 5, 2021

New Jersey Hair Gel

When you cum in some chick's hair.

DUDE, DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A NEW JERSEY HAIR GEL!!!! THAT'S GONNA TAKE ME, LIKE, A FUCKING HOUR TO WASH OUT!!!!!!

by Samwell52408801245 June 5, 2011

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

peace love and hair grease

another way to say good bye or see you later

stacy: im gonna go
mike: okay
stacy: peace love and hair grease
mike: werd

by taffy8800 August 3, 2011

Claire the bear with funky hair

An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady

Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV

by i<3clairedabearwithdafunkyhair January 14, 2010

Mad Tangle of butt hair

Any situation involving more than 2 people.

Government is a mad tangle of butt hair

by RaySasyouallseeme March 7, 2010