peace love and hair grease

another way to say good bye or see you later

stacy: im gonna go
mike: okay
stacy: peace love and hair grease
mike: werd

by taffy8800 August 3, 2011

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

Claire the bear with funky hair

An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady

Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV

by i<3clairedabearwithdafunkyhair January 14, 2010

Mad Tangle of butt hair

Any situation involving more than 2 people.

Government is a mad tangle of butt hair

by RaySasyouallseeme March 7, 2010

PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

long hair; dont care

its a saying to use when girls just wanna have fun and not worry about the drama.
used when a girl is so awesome and has long hair. there is nothing in life that can bring them down. when with her girls she can simply look at them and say "long hair dont care" and they know it will be a great night.
this saying has been mentioned in a few songs, no hands & lil wayne songs. simply stated: a saying a girl uses to establish a good time and party midset.

lauren: "he is such a tool. we will get you another guy"
stacey:"itll be a great night without him!!"
jill: "got that long hair; dont care"

julia: "its gonna be a great night!"
kendall: "long hair; dont care!!"

by sassysallystarrr February 20, 2011

Crown Hair (butt hole)

Crown Hair aka the hair that circles around ones butt hole. it is called crown hair because it can look like a crown on someones head. To get rid of a Crown one can shave it or get it waxed. Everyone has a Crown unless they get rid of it. Crown Hair is also known as ass pubes or just as a Crown.

"Go get your crown hair (butt hole) waxed." "That girl is showing her crown hair (butt hole)." "They have long crown hair (butt hole)."

by WildThang11 October 31, 2011