Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.
Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!
by jmo12345 February 12, 2013
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don't steal hat day

the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats
"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"
by Alotofthings November 6, 2022
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Hat Trick

when a woman allows penetration in all 3 holes during one session
That slut is always up for a hat trick.
by skiprime July 20, 2016
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french top hat

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.
by End_owled December 4, 2017
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While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.
Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!
by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017
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HAT

Murder Or An Assassination Of A Person Accordingly Through The Usage Of The Same Weapon On Different Occasions
Heard You Caught A Hat On The Net?
Bwoa Them Fellas Better Get For I Start
Itching To Catch A Hat
Bwoa That Folk Who Went Tricking Got Found With His Hat Fitted
I'm Fitta Twist His Hat Back
by Kay Kano December 9, 2024
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Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.
I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick
by anonymous June 30, 2023
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