The goat of X

A user of the site X formerly known of twitter who exceeds the standers

"Wow deewaers your the goat of X!"

by Weatherladydw January 6, 2025

The goat of X

A user of the site X (formerly known as twitter) who could be named the greatest on the site.

"have you seen @deesucksass? they're the goat of X!"

by traxe January 7, 2025

Honey goat

The action of using a mixture of goat sperm and honey to oil someone up.

I honey goated that girl Jessica last night

by Diggleton Faddlebuck January 7, 2025

LL goat

It's observer5 he's the LL goat

Bro did you hear the LL goat (observer5) quit
wtf nigga noo why did he do that
A true LL player doesn't need loomians to be good at the game

by Official Llama Train Studio February 3, 2025

Guatemalan Goatee

The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.

"I can't grow a beard. Fuck it, ima pull a Guatemalan Goatee."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

hose goat

Usually refers to a borzoi, but can be used for any long nosed dog (silken wolfhound, etc.).

Person 1: Bro, is that a cryptid?
Person 2: No, that's just my pet hose goat.

by d0gl0g February 20, 2025

Himalayan Goat Surf

When a male (with some form of consent) busts his load in his partner’s hair (medium-long in length) and morphs the sticky stiff hair into goat horns, then the male proceeds to jump on the back of his partner’s back grabbing the the solidified horns and riding their partner like a surfboard on the sheets.

Dude: “Yo babe let me Himalayan goat surf you”
Partner: “Okay (with consent)

by Destructive Penal inspection February 4, 2026