What guys think about a girl they are unsure about, relationship wise. Similar to how women use tampons. Guys would rather use women then throw them away rather than going through the trouble of making a relationship work.
Dude 1: "Hey how are you and that chick?"
Dude 2: "Idk dude she's been bustin my balls lately."
Dude 1: "Well, sounds like time for the tampon effect to come into play."
Dude 2: "True dat. Fuck a hoe!"
Dude 2: "Idk dude she's been bustin my balls lately."
Dude 1: "Well, sounds like time for the tampon effect to come into play."
Dude 2: "True dat. Fuck a hoe!"
by ryandizzle22 August 10, 2009
Get the Tampon Effect mug.Developed by Kevin in describing Martins consistent exercise of the fundamental governing laws of economics. Martin has given a new meaning to the term, "supply and demand." Martins ability of not being around when others talk about him has caused him to become immortalized in legendary delusions others fabricate as a defense mechanism in result of compensating for his lack of presence in their lives, also known as "ZEUS Effect".
His lack of presence is the greatest anomaly since wheat bread at the Cheesecake Factory. With his brief sightings throughout the US, including the Angeles Crest Forest, the Rocky mountains,( because he's can stay warm there shirt-less),and Las Vegas (because of they support limitless buffets that can satisfy his appetite,) Martin has established a reputation and following one of many known as "Smartin," to the educational community, "Bubba" to the" CEA (Competetive Eating Association,)" and "Sasquatch," to the southerners. The longest Martin sightings has taken place in a series of buffets throughout the U.S. Which after an encounter, end up claiming bankruptcy in result of martins insatiable appetite. Refusing the Right To Service to Martin would be considered the eight deadly sin...especially at a buffet.
His lack of presence is the greatest anomaly since wheat bread at the Cheesecake Factory. With his brief sightings throughout the US, including the Angeles Crest Forest, the Rocky mountains,( because he's can stay warm there shirt-less),and Las Vegas (because of they support limitless buffets that can satisfy his appetite,) Martin has established a reputation and following one of many known as "Smartin," to the educational community, "Bubba" to the" CEA (Competetive Eating Association,)" and "Sasquatch," to the southerners. The longest Martin sightings has taken place in a series of buffets throughout the U.S. Which after an encounter, end up claiming bankruptcy in result of martins insatiable appetite. Refusing the Right To Service to Martin would be considered the eight deadly sin...especially at a buffet.
Zeus Effect Examples:
"Martin didn't give me a birthday present, but its okay because I think he is a descendant of Abraham Lincoln and that's Present ENOUGH for me".
"Man I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because I hear he is so heavy he wont bounce as much on the moon when he is collecting rocks and junk".
" I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because due to the recession, NASA doesn't have to spend as much money on padding the space suit for thermal ventilation".
"I think Martin is in training for the Olympics because he has ignored all of my text messages. It must be Illegal to call him".
"Damn...I think Martin is playing for the Harlem globetrotters in 2007 cuz I barely saw him around".
"Martins must be a descendant of the Vikings because he's got enough body hair for a 72 hour bond fire".
"Martin didn't give me a birthday present, but its okay because I think he is a descendant of Abraham Lincoln and that's Present ENOUGH for me".
"Man I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because I hear he is so heavy he wont bounce as much on the moon when he is collecting rocks and junk".
" I think martin is in training to be an Astronaut because due to the recession, NASA doesn't have to spend as much money on padding the space suit for thermal ventilation".
"I think Martin is in training for the Olympics because he has ignored all of my text messages. It must be Illegal to call him".
"Damn...I think Martin is playing for the Harlem globetrotters in 2007 cuz I barely saw him around".
"Martins must be a descendant of the Vikings because he's got enough body hair for a 72 hour bond fire".
by The Kevo March 13, 2010
Get the Zeus Effect mug.The Coffeezilla Effect refers to a phenomenon where someones opinion of Stephen Findeisen (Coffeezilla) changes negatively after the person has been criticized or exposed by him.
“Man, Coffeezilla used to be such a great journalist until he pointed out how much of an idiot I am - 'The Coffeezilla Effect' in full swing.”
“Coffeezilla is a great journalist, and I can’t think of a single example of him getting one wrong - EXCEPT for when he came after ME and unleashed the 'The Coffeezilla Effect'.”
“Coffeezilla is a great journalist, and I can’t think of a single example of him getting one wrong - EXCEPT for when he came after ME and unleashed the 'The Coffeezilla Effect'.”
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Get the chandler effect mug.halo effect is when your girl / guy isnt very hot, but because of their personality, and how much they enrich you, this puts them in a class of their own.
Rita , may not be built like marilyn monroe, but she works, cooks, and take care my kids better than anyone . she got that Halo Effect.
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Get the Halo Effect mug.My coffee maker doesn't have a timer, so I use the Goldberg Effect starting with the alarm clock ringing in my room, then BING! BOOM! BAM! The last rig flips the switch on my coffee maker.
by J t 500 January 3, 2009
Get the Goldberg Effect mug.The delusion a person is put under when playing the game "Minecraft," in which time elapses much quicker then normal. When under this delusion, an hour may feel like 5 minutes.
The Minecraft effect:
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!
12:24 AM: I should probably be getting off soon. Just gotta finish up mining here, then I'll be done.
1:40 AM: Alright, done- wait, 1:40?! Holy Notch!
by jDerf November 23, 2011
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