Invisible Dick 

a non-exsisting dick. A girl might use this term.

"Kara: gawdd hes so annoying"
"Ashley: mehh he can suck my invisible dick"

Invisible Dick by Kar Ash February 17, 2009

Whisker Dick

When your pubic hairs are at the length where you can't decide if you want to trim them or not

Guy1: Bro, i have whisker dick right now, what should i do?
Guy2: Are you banging that chick this weekend?
Guy1: No man shes busy
Guy2: Screw it do it later

Whisker Dick by Jawlian August 20, 2010

Al dente dick 

"when you have an erection but you don't at the same time. Its hard but its not.

After a long night of drinking I wanted to get laid. Al dente dick made that difficult.

Al dente dick by Dan_z34 January 14, 2009

suck her dick 

The only advice a guy should give his guy friends about women.

Guy1: I don't know what to do man, I really like her, but I don't know if she likes me.

Guy2: Just "Suck Her Dick" dude.

suck her dick by TrunchMuncher18 July 12, 2010

Donkey Dick

Big Penis.

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't

Donkey Dick by wt57 July 25, 2017

Dick Cheney 

1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?)

a.k.a. Big Swinging Dick

Dich Cheney before he dicks you

Dick Cheney by Hilario October 5, 2004

Dick Balled 

When someone does something extremely unnecessary, at the most unnecessary time....

Lets say Charles is driving, and gets cut off for no absolute reason...

Charles: "I just got fucking Dick Balled!"

Dick Balled by Richarded Kim January 13, 2009