dick tag

A game where you color your dick with glow in the dark paint,turn off the lights,lock the door,get really high, and play tag.

Rules: 1.No penetration

2.Only play with close friends

Kevin: Jack and I just played some dick tag it was lit.
Brad: Badass, Can i play next time?
Kevin:Sure dude.

by Ninjafames December 12, 2016

Dick Smoker

When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.

Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.

by The Chuck Diesel March 15, 2022

Dick washed

One level past dickmitzed. You lost every thing for that good dick. Your life was dick washed.

1. After the break up it took me two weeks to get in dick washed . I looked around and finally saw the damage. No longer employed no friends my family is all mad at me and I'm on drugs no wtf?
Smh dick washed

2.I was ghostd by John two months ago and I just barely figured out my life was so dickwashed I though I was going no contact.

by Im 5280 Tiny August 1, 2020

Dick Shannery

Some dude who posts on urbandictionary.com

Dick Shannery posts some lame stuff on here.

by Dick Shannery April 19, 2019

Ruck Dick

When you ruck so much your dick gets so raw you can’t fuck

Yo Spink! You gonna smash that medieval peasant ho broad after this Norwegian March or you got that Ruck Dick?

by ThickWerm March 14, 2022

Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022

dick canoe

A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.

Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.

by MTYBargainedForYet July 5, 2017