cum-piss

a refreshing mixture of cum and piss, made by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.

woman: mmm...your cum tastes a bit pissy.

man: that's because it's cum-piss. i made it by doing a little piss at the same time as cumming.

woman: i think i have anal crabs.

by bit thick November 3, 2006

cum dumpster

Someone who is a monster slut.

That Squeak is a total cum dumpster

by Abe Lincoln April 23, 2006

cum bra

When you & your partner / wife are having sex in a hurry, with no time to fully undress and you end up shooting your load over her bra.

Mandy & I had a quickie last night and we didn't even take our clothes off. I ended up shooting my load over her cum bra

by Cum dumper March 24, 2008

Cum-Envy

Cum-Envy is the feeling that some guys get when they see another dude shoot ELEVEN cumshots when he blows his load.

I know some of my cadet buddies get Cum-Envy when they see me blow my load!

by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Cum-on-a-Cracker

Cum-on-a-Cracker is a masturbation game that a guy's cum-buddies like to play. Everyone participating jerks off on a cracker, and the last dude to cum has to eat the cracker.

We played Cum-on-a-Cracker and I lost, so I had to eat the Saltine!

by eda-skip October 18, 2021

Cum Cuddler

someone who cuddles another persons freshly ejaculated semen

"boy, julie-anne sure is a cum cuddler"

by Anna_Banana69 February 8, 2010

cum freckles

When a man explosively ejaculates on someone's face leaving it speckled in freckles of semen.

To explode cum onto another person's face.

I am going to give her cum freckles when I hit climax

As Tom reached climax point he sprayed his load on Jenny's face leaving her with some new cum freckles.

by LOLTROLL!!!111oneoneone April 13, 2011