Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.

A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!

by Drankenstien January 22, 2025

Jim Caddick

The real name of Caddicarus.

Jim Caddick is a popular youtuber who goes by the name of Caddicarus, an England-based wacko who does the silliest videos. Oh, and he loves Cash Banooca.

person 1: "Do you know Caddicarus' real name?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's Jim Caddick."
person 1: "Oh, thats why he's called Caddicarus."
person 2: *silence*

by thesillycat February 4, 2025

California Caddie

When your homie holds the tissue for you when you nut

Yo man could you be my California Caddie tonight?

by Cohen G January 27, 2026

loser candy

Candy at the bottom of the bucket after Halloween that never gets eaten.

In the case of finding loser candy in your bucket, throw it away immediately.

by #+_+# February 7, 2026

Cotton Candy Couples

refers to a pair where one partner has blue hair and the other has pink hair

Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.

by misscherrypie March 21, 2025

Hard Candy

Person marked for death. Usually with a bounty on there head. (prison slang)

Ol' boy is some hard candy.

by Schmausy. April 23, 2025

Hole Caddie

One who is provide their hole (mouth or anus) to a single handler for pleasure or servitude.

Ben was Big Black Mike's hole caddie in jail for 15 years.

by Huncho Don August 7, 2025