boned the pig

A metaphor for a TV show that starts out mediocre or even poor before becoming a strong show in later episodes and/or seasons.

The term originates with the show "Black Mirror."

"Community" is my favorite TV show, but it boned the pig and so never developed the following it deserved.

You'll love "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," but be warned that it boned the pig for the better part of a season before finding its stride.

by RiddleRider January 24, 2020

bone appetit

What you say to Rover when tossing him a meaty femur-fragment.

Eating a healthy diet makes your love-juice taste better, and so you will be able to more-truthfully tell a man-milk-thirsty gal, "bone appetit" when she wraps her lips around your "skeleton-stiff" appendage.

by QuacksO March 28, 2020

The 'Bone

A trombone.

Whenever Carl pumps the 'Bone, all the ladies intone and moan.

by Psidonym April 13, 2020

Bone Piling

The act of shoving many boners into an open orifice or female opening.

Last nights the boys went chunking and ended up bone piling some broad.

by PyroNymph February 14, 2020

Bone Zone

The Bone Zone is when one partner wants to engage in sexual activity with the other but in order for them to have sex one partner must enter the others Bone Zone.

Kimmy-“Just because I’m on my period, does not mean you can’t enter my Bone Zone.”
Joe-“If you insist.”

by Adam Morrison February 26, 2020

Cor-bone-a

When the corona virus pandemic ends and you’re out having sex with a random woman you picked up, you drop a massive load in her mouth and make her swallow only to tell her that you recently recovered from Covid-19. She then remembers that viruses remain in a mans semen long after it has left the rest of his systems. She ultimately gets the corona virus and is out of commission for a few weeks.

“Dude last night I found a hunni and gave her the Cor-bone-a

by Frostychunkmothafunka March 15, 2020

Bone pic

When you go to the bone doctor and ask for a picture of your bones, so they use radiation particles to capture it.

I’m going to get a bone pic for my collar bone that I broke froggy jumping over my brother’s shoulders

by Abractacus November 10, 2020