Ass Bread

A seasoned loaf of bread shoved in any stuffable meat

What's the stuff come out of the birds ass...ass bread

by Dumpster baby088 November 23, 2018

Slimey ass

Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.

Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.

by Emkuda November 24, 2018

Boneless ass

Girl who sends nudes and it ain't nothing but bones

Boy: send me nudes babe
Girl: okay baby

Boy: damn! Ew! You a boneless ass bitch!

by Tokyo Ghoul July 21, 2017

Shelf ass

Noun: a butt characterised by the sharp right angle from one's back, to the top of their ass. The thighs blend straight into the booty, but somehow it is very distinct from the back. It looks like they sat down for so long that their ass flattened out. The sharp angle makes it look and act much like a shelf.

"My teacher has a shelf ass so big that you can stack books on it."

by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018

Ass Popping

Jesse's moms ass was popping

Colin: Your such a loser Jesse!
Jesse: At least my moms ass was popping last night.
Ass Popping means multiple orgasms in the ass

by Whatsupdood November 2, 2018

ass slipper

When a person types random ass words into social media platforms

Did you see what that ass slipper wrote today?

by lacktoesintolerant June 13, 2018

ass match

An idiot that merged in front of you on the highway

Don’t you dare merge in front of me you ass match!

by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018