Asshole

YOUR EX AND U KNOW THAT
something like: „Hey! U r my asshole, piece of shit man!
by stillbr0keplss0mec0ke October 13, 2021
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Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.
"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"
by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019
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Asshole Throne

The middle toilet in a three+ stall restroom,

especially if all other toilets are vacant when you arrive and that seat is still chosen.
Habitual users of the Asshole Throne are known as Poopmongers, those who spread the good news of the Gospel of Stank
I had to take a massive Trump so I chose the Asshole Throne, it seemed appropriate, now they all will have to smell my filth! I HAVE BECOME THE POOPMONGER! Rejoice in the good news of the Gospel of Stank!
by Lord Touchdown November 24, 2020
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torqued asshole

Rectal tearing from excessive anal activities
I have a torqued asshole because of David from last nights sex
by NtotheD October 10, 2018
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puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.
"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"
by Thotler💁 July 07, 2015
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narcissistic asshole

This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.
Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."

Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."
by Andrea the So-So June 15, 2024
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Asshole light

The center brake light on an automobile.
The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by October 19, 2023
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