Brother 1: Let’s go to school
Brother 2:hell naw not that place
Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!
Bro2:naw but it’s funny
Brother 2:hell naw not that place
Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!
Bro2:naw but it’s funny
by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023
Get the Christian, Life, Academy mug.Christians say they spread love, but actually they spread a lot of hatred. For instance, Christians propagate that God loves everyone, but that non-believers will burn in torment forever. Or "God accepts everyone as they are, but queers are sinners who must suffer a heteronormative life till their deaths"; that a woman is the same creation of God as men, but must submit to them
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-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
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-ok, I don't care
- you'll burn in hell!!! repent while you still can, or you'll regret it!
-no hate like Christian love
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