Ghosting

According to Chanel Oberlin on the second season of Scream Queens, it’s basically when you do a number two and look down at the paper and there’s NOTHING there. And so you stand up and look in the toilet and there’s nothing there either, because the turd got somehow shot down the hole before you even flush.

Example: A turd ghosting me in the morning would absolutely ruin my day!

by hunteethisbussymagical September 14, 2023

Hawaiian Ghost

A vengeful spirit that chokes its victims as the victim eats.

I took a munch out of a Peruvian Groundcherry, and I was suddenly choked by a Hawaiian Ghost.

by Youngster Nicky June 9, 2017

Ghost grind

Working really hard (grinding) for a project or idea without anyone noticing or making a scene.

Man, Jeff Bezos was really on his ghost grind for like 10 years until Amazon got big.

by Freddyubereverywhere September 11, 2021

Ghost Tune

(noun) – A tuning file that appears identical to others in hex or binary comparison, yet executes differently once flashed to a vehicle’s ECM/TCM. These “ghost” behaviors may include changes in throttle response, torque delivery, shifting patterns, or exhaust sound — despite showing no visible differences in tuning software.

🧠 This phenomenon was first documented by Sterling English in 2025 while using AI-assisted tuning tools like ChatGPT with HP Tuners on a 5.7L HEMI. The anomaly revealed that even byte-for-byte identical tunes could behave drastically differently due to hidden corruption or transfer-layer glitches — something traditional tuners would likely miss without AI analysis.

> “Bro, I flashed the same file again and now it hits like a train.”
“Dude, that’s a ghost tune.”

by GhostFather June 30, 2025

Ghosted

To set the stage:

There is a guy or girl bent over or standing, holding open a gaper "any hole" if it isn't self-gaped already, and the other inserts an object into the gape without thouching.

Obama: where did nuke # 317,678 go last week?

Cartman: you haven't heard Mr President? Trump ghosted the election up Hillary's campaign.

by Andorifthen June 30, 2018

Ghost trade

In adopt me when some dumbass trades you and says nothing.

Ex: Istg bro I just got the 1000th ghost trade today I can't trade these fools when I don't know what they want.

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Frozen Ghost

When you drop a massive log in the toilet and you are dealing with those “brown marker” moments and you just have to keep wiping so much that when you flush nothing goes down. And what is left is a turd blanketed in TP

“Watch out someone left a frozen ghost in the third stall.”

by Wheelchairchaser November 15, 2023