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Faggotry Train

For when two or more people repeatedly engage in a harmful connection or relationship, opting to continue riding the repeating track of incompatibility and conflict, instead of addressing existing issues or separating and disbanding all together.

It can also refer to a followed agenda or habit (Relating to a social value that's self-destructive and self-gratifying, or even failing to commit to an announced goal despite failing before, and having the opportunity to improve upon future attempts, but instead sending oneself down the same track with the same destination as before.
Joey and Martha continued riding the faggotry train as they kept getting back together in fruitless relationships. Even though Joey has the sex experience of a denialistic virgin, while Martha is a dishonest and hypocritical skank.

Cain, upon realizing he will never get a victory royal if he keeps relying on his friend group as a dedicated squad, announced: "Know what guys? This friend group isn't for me. You all can't aim for shit, and I can't stand hanging out with you guys when Issac is there. He never showers between his fat rolls and the rest of you have too much patience for him despite the rest of us collectively becoming anorexic because of his forever existing and evolving stench. This is a never ending faggotry train, and I'm getting out of it because I'm sick of this."

Despite nobody caring after the 8th time, Kennedy continued to threaten acts of suicide because she couldn't work her job for more than 6 minutes without reaching her phone with her fat little finger sausages and getting written up for it. She's been on a faggotry train streak and will be riding it for the foreseeable future.
by Angzoe May 30, 2025
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run a train

Since if one person "rails" another, then two persons committing the act on one person would therefore connect the hypothetical rails, resulting into a hypothetical train running through the receiver.
"Yo bro, let's run a train on that bitch from 48th Ave."
"Bruh we should run a train on the bitch from 10th Downing St."
by Mr. Train Conductor June 5, 2025
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Train

A gathering of 3 or more Nicoles.
There’s so many Nicoles working in this joint, it’s a whole train!
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baby gravy train

When 3 or more men get on their hands and knees, they are pegged in a line until they all finish on the floor
Want to be our third carriage in a baby gravy train
by Baby gravy man April 11, 2024
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Train whistle

The act of putting two tampons one in the pink and one in the stink then tying the end together and pull down
by Eiuwushdush April 26, 2024
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bump a train

London slang for fare evasion.
My mate got caught trying to bump a train.
by ggsm3 April 30, 2024
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tiny train

Noun
/tīnNee Tr-ayy -nň/

1. Something that was the source of great wonderment altogether consuming far more time than necessary in one’s mind.

2. Distraction that is purely created to prove an individuals lack of “Clue”.
Clue less distractee -“Oh look ! This tiny train has been put here.”

No one-

Clue less distractee -“hmmmm.”
by Cat hair on my member May 19, 2024
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