Happy dick

The feeling you get at the tip when you haven't been laid in awhile

I got happy dick when I realized I was definitely about to get some after many weeks.

by Carlos Barkbeer June 12, 2015

Happy Trail

The path of hair leading from a dudes belly button to his dick.

Richard! Put your shirt back on! No one wants to see your nasty happy trail, you Dick!

by chkn nuget dino October 21, 2018

happy santa

When you or your partner inserts talcum powder into the anus so stimulate orgasm.

Happy santa always makes my anus so full.

by peepeegeegee July 28, 2021

Happy Christler

A celebration of Christmas or Christler to nonreligious people.

Happy Christler Ian, Gianna is always correct do not fuck around with me, I win, stfu😁

by Ians_wrong May 11, 2021

Happy

When you like men and like women but you want to jerk of to men

I was happy with men

by Gamers15 May 16, 2023

Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

Happy 5

A downer drug that makes one totally loosely goosey until they inevitably end the night passed out by the sidewalk.

Rebecca: I took some happy 5 last night
Amy : omg how was it?
Rebecca: idk man, all I remember was reading a text when I woke up this morning from some rando saying “thx babe for last nite”

by Orangbutane May 6, 2018