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happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.
James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat
by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023
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Happiness

Happiness is a feeling that makes smile and laugh. It fills you up with goodness and replaces all the bad qualities. Everyone should experience happiness. :)
Paige was filled was happiness after receiving her test grade.
by mayahadalittlelamb September 2, 2022
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Happy

Happy

I used to think I was happy,
But now I know that I am sad...
How do I know this?
Because I looked in the mirror and saw my frown.
Happy is as happy la-de-da...
by Smeaglez April 10, 2024
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happy Gilmore

A golf rage quitter or has a running golf hit
He did a happy Gilmore
by yeetmeworld May 18, 2023
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Happy Buns

Happy Buns can be used in a variety of ways.

One it can be used to bring cheer to a friend who is downcast due to some serious unforeseen or unfortunate events.

Two it can be used to rouse an otherwise sad-sack from commiserating in his life’s problems. Much like number one but a little different due to the size of the problem i.e. losing a GF vs. losing a grandfather.

Three happy buns can be used as punishment. Like if your camping and friggen Karl eats all the Peanut Oreos like a fatass while everyone is out fishing and catching dinner or gathering firewood.

There are a few types of happy buns, punishment happy buns are pants down with bare buns rubbing against the perp from all sides meant to shame and humble. While the more cheery is with pants on meant to more to uplift the person in more or less of a hug from your butts. It’s hard to explain butt it works.

Just try it.
Hey, Brennan did you hear about Zacks brother? Doc says he has Syphilis again...apparently the outcome is not looking good this time. Zack may need some happy buns to cheer him up.

Damn dude Chavis has been moping for weeks about his breakup...he might need some Happy buns.

Friggen James brought a 6 pack to guys night and drank everyone's beers then had the audacity to take his 6 pack home with him. House rules always state that "The holder of the night of games shall retain all beers left at the end of the eve as payment for hosting the event". This Biotch needs the not so happy buns!
by Luke the Dystroyer August 14, 2021
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by acidicbabey April 30, 2022
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Happy house

happy house is based on a true friendship that never ends
happy house is full of kids with an amazing and funny personality
by Sara-6b January 1, 2018
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