Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

Tom birch

He is an old brittle malnourished pedophile.

Omd why is that scrawny Tom birch dead on the road

by Bradley salmon September 11, 2020

Tom

A being with an attitude of superiority manifested in an overbearing manner or in presumptuous claims or assumptions. Also known as arrogant.

I don't want him in my house he's Tom.

by pleb13 November 23, 2016

pulled a tom

Making sexual stories way more intresting then they actually are.

Dude you Pulled a Tom! We all know that shit didn't happen.

by A.Ardvark March 13, 2015

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

Tom

Tom is the sexiest of sexy, all woman fall for him.

He is portrayed as a true alpha male.

He also has one of the biggest genitals.

Wow, all the girls are falling for that Tom

by Greek_Legend45 February 12, 2023

tom rowan

Smells like piss and is proper lanky looks like a pigeon with a massive nose and head ai much better his trim is dead and got greasy dandruff spotty chin and is all round a proper freak noone likes him and he usually sits on his own

Tom rowan wants to shag liv lee

by Max Rowan June 3, 2018