New Year Nut

When you bust a nut during the ball drop on New Years

This year will be great, started it off with a New Year Nut.

by Fuckup420 December 28, 2016

New Toaster Smell

That smell when you first try toasting some Eggos in that cheap ass Chinese toaster and they smell like burnt plastic.

-"Oy vey, Why does this Eggo taste like plastic"
-"Oh, that's just the new toaster smell"

by Kappybara October 24, 2018

looking for a new mama

looking for a new mama to look for a new woman or girlfriend used by jimmie rodgers the singing brakeman in his songs

my mama dumped me and im looking for a new mama

by bluebear January 11, 2020

New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah

The perfect holiday!
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)

John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!

by zenuroo November 9, 2019

The New Dirty Derek

A threesome that involves two guys & one girl, where one guy dresses as a fireman, & the other guy dresses as a dentist.

Derek from the Billy Madison Show loves fireman, & wants The New Dirty Derek with his chick & Everett.

by L. Jefe June 11, 2018

new york corndog

When a male is infected with three or more STD's at once. The resulting mess around their genitailia can be concidered as looking like a New York corndog.

John: "Man I need to go to the doctor,"
Carl: "Why bro?"
John: "I think I got a New York corndog."
Carl: "Say no more, I'll drive."

by Terry T. May 23, 2017

new jersey jerky

It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.

It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.

by Boner Forest May 16, 2015