Max

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.

“That Max got no chat girl”

“Max is gone in 60 seconds”

by HappyDoggy November 23, 2021

Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Max

He is proper fit and peng and I would like to ss with u max 🥺🥺xxx

Max is pengggg

by Lillief120 November 19, 2020

Max and theo

Just married

Yo did max and theo get married
Yeah but i wasn't there

by Soap112 September 29, 2021

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB)

Maximum Viable Bureaucracy refers to a process or agency that does its best to complicate and confuse what should be a straight forward action. Antonym of “efficient” and “expedient.”

Manually entering the same new hire data in a Sharepoint site, spread sheet and attached email form shows the U.S Postal Service operates on a Maximum Viable Bureaucracy (Max VB) philosophy.

by anonymous April 12, 2022

Max

A person who has never been heard to ask

Person: “bro did you know—“
Max: “I didn’t ask”

by Bamnoodled January 14, 2020

Max McCarthy

A man/woman who utilises their brain to the very edge of misuse, as in they have no knowledge or knowledge about knowledge for any given thing, place, situation, or person. They are also incredibly infatuated with trucks.

That person over there drinking from the toilet is such a Max McCarthy.

by smellyhells June 25, 2025