Shipleys Law

The Law that states that attention is infinite.

"you can never give me TOO MUCH attention, do you not remember Shipleys Law?"

by gosgal July 19, 2017

Fivehead's Law

Similar to Goodwin's law
A term that originated on Signal. Fivehead's law, short for Fivehead's law of gun posts, is an Internet adage asserting that as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of Brian bringing up guns approaches 1.

Fivehead's Law
Random dude: "Cornell has a swimming course that is mandatory for all students."

Brian: "Why don't they teach something more useful like shooting guns?

by Fivehead's Law May 18, 2022

Sunday's Law

It's a study method where you use tests to study instead of using books to study for an exam or test

I haven't been able to study properly but I think Sunday's law will help me a lot

by Student@R November 23, 2022

grandniece-in-law

1. The granddaughter-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The granddaughter of one's spouse's sibling.

My grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

nibling-in-law

1- Nibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's nibling.

My nibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

perffiliate-in-law

Perffiliate's spouse.

Perffiliate-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

Terry's Law

Terry's Law is the summarisation and simplification of the universal law "If you don't ask for something you wont receive it." condensing it to a much more digestible "Don't ask, don't get".

The origin of the name of the law comes from one particular Terry in the county of Somerset, United Kingdom, where he can often be found living by this adage. This truth has been passed down to his son and friends who to this day live by this one simple truth.

Frank - "Tell you what John, that bird looks right lovely. Think I should take my chances with them?"

John - "Terry's Law John. Don't ask, don't get."

Frank - "Right you are John, right you are."

by anonymous October 3, 2025