toe tea

The action of dunking toes in tea and having someone slurp it off.

God Joe! I am so thirsty, i could really go for some toe tea.

by aids_boi October 31, 2019

cake with my tea

When someone is spilling the tea, and either they give you extra information (cake) you didn't expect, or another person fills in the gaps.

"I just got cake with my tea."
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*spilling tea* "Okay, you ready for the cake? She lied, she wasn't there that morning! She was with Karen's boyfriend!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn June 17, 2019

Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

Animal tea

Calling cute guys by code animal names

Lunch trio I have animal teaaa

by Hahahahaha3118 March 1, 2019

Tea

Leaf water

Friend: Woah, This tea is so good!

Me: yeah, those leaves really make this water taste good.

by Lmfao22222 January 4, 2018

sweet tea

katherine's idea of what sweet tea is, even though it's just iced tea with sweetener

*sweet tea

katherine likes to drink sweet tea

by sweetteaordie August 5, 2022