New Sock Syndrome

When you get a new pair of socks and then hop in the shower after taking them off only to see the fuzzy bits from inside running off your toes into the drain

John: man, I got these new socks and I got in the shower and Had a case of new sock syndrome

by KingAlban December 25, 2022

Sticky Sock

A sock with jizz in it

yo my ma found my sticky sock

by wizardofjizz March 18, 2024

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf

You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock

by Boom man July 8, 2016

OpposingFork's Cum Sock

Somehow, OpposingFork's Cum Sock appeared when fork tested his dork, he gooned and betrayed the never goon army, he became an outcast. Before a never gooner, but now an always gooner. Happly after 5 years of always gooning, the sometimes goon army accepted him after he worked several years in the soviet army with 2 degrees of sciency stuff to win in communist battles against always edgers. OpposingFork now sometimes goons. The sometimes goon army is friends with the sometimes edge army, both accept their differences on how the beat their dork (sometimes).

Finding new OpposingFork's 2024 Edition Cum Socks are very rare as he now only SOMETIMES goons, so im in desperate need for them, I'll pay any never edger to aquire one for me, ik its illegal business but i need it to overthrow the sometimes goon political party.
OpposingFork's Cum Sock, a relic of the past, now the gold of the present

by Dako123 October 28, 2025

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017

Sock

Worn on feet. Bought in pairs, one for each foot. It is more common than not that you end up with just the one sock, meaning you have to mix and match. This does not say anything about the person you are. It happens to Tom, dick and Harry. If only you could lock your socks together. Another use for a sock is to place it on your cock, keeping it warm; if you have one of course.

Tom - ‘if one more sock goes missing, I will lose my shot’

Harry - ‘man, I know the feeling. Just use it as a cock warmer’

by adirtyword15 March 8, 2021

Poop sock

A sock filled with poop from a sewer underneath west seventh street in st Paul

Man, last night Betty was acting up so I slapped her with a poop sock

by fckingcheez January 29, 2021