The enduring remnant of a night spent cleaning your prolapsed anal cavity. Using a cotton tube sock to achieve the necessary cleaning with the correct amount of reparative dexterity.
Mom: You want your laundry done honey? What about your socks?
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...
Bill: NO MOM! Please, that's just on old beef sock. Ted and I were trying something...
by SolidoSnaka July 3, 2014
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by DrTortoise September 9, 2025
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Jack: Girllll, you know nothing about my gucci sock then.
Jack: Girllll, you know nothing about my gucci sock then.
by Crunchmo May 19, 2018
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My mother found my snot sock and asked why I use socks to blow my nose.
My mother found my snot sock and asked why I use socks to blow my nose.
by jwalex November 8, 2017
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Usually something u wear on your feet
But-no...not this time
Socks is a passionate depressed bi mess
But she’s kawai I love her uwu
Usually something u wear on your feet
But-no...not this time
Socks is a passionate depressed bi mess
But she’s kawai I love her uwu
by Voxxx January 10, 2020
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Ew, not Mike, he's such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
Your smile is genuinely enchanting, it's just too bad I'm such a socks-and-sandals material.
by eghuro January 14, 2024
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Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .
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