musically retarded 

someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??

YOU are musically retarded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded

-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.

sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!

my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.

*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.

musically retarded by y2c June 15, 2009

Restard

Restard is a composite word of "restart" and "retard."

Restard is when your computer has a fatal error and you have to forcibly restart it.

The stupid thing restarded three times last night.

Restard by Damscot April 3, 2011

retad 

A word originating in an artifical Bostonian community. Similiar to wicked in its cultural backround because it has various connotations.

1. retad (noun) - fool; someone who does something retaded
2. retaded (adj) - describing someone who does something retaded
3. retad (inj) - to express great satisfaction
4. retad (adj) - descriing something that's temporarily or permanently COOL.

1. You're a retad PenGUin, you just got pwned/knif3d by a n00b.

2. People who claim to be able to tell the future through their dreams are retaded.

3. Retad! That's amazing!

4. That's retad, d00d, so sweet.

retad by Mike September 3, 2004

Retarded Robin 

Super Hero to all the Special Kids.
The Original Actor who played this was in fact the infamous Nick Zhu.
Wears a toilet paper mask and a towel Cape.
with slippers and a coathanger as a weapon

Retard: DID YOU SEE RETARDED ROBIN? HE GAZOINKED THE TEACHER ON THE HEAD WITH HIS MAGICAL COAT HANGER OF DOOM!

Retarded Robin by Nick Zhu March 31, 2005

Retards 

The Democratic Party

Barack Obama and his socialist cabinet are nothing but a bunch of retards!

Retards by TheRightIsRight September 22, 2009

Retardation nation 

The U.S. under Obama and the dems.

Obama bails out the rich, and screws everybody else. Only in the Retardation nation would this be tolerated.

Retardation nation by wjc December 25, 2009

Retardity

Extremely high concentrated levels of retardation.

George Bush's retardity has reached unpresidented heights

Retardity by Skrilla 88 March 10, 2008