hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.

She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!

by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017

Hard

Something not liquid, me when I see my bestfriend (they have big mommy milkers)

"Ice is the hard for of water"
"Yeah cuz it's solidified water!"

by TheUrbanBaguette August 20, 2023

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

Hard Brexit

During fisting: when the fister has made a fist inside the fistee and pulls it out rapidly and without warning.

You’re ffun to play with Dave, but if you do a hard Brexit again I’ll punch you.

by skoas March 9, 2024

hard

another word for when your penis is erect

dude last night carl was so hard

by cocklover1885 October 26, 2019

hard bullet

Another vr game that makes the fbi watch you like a hawk

Guy 1: Hey guy 2 got any Vr games i should get?

Guy 2:Well theres this vr game ive been playing called hard bu-
Guy 1 frantically dials 911

Your like a hard bullet player! also fuck you

by The Mysterious Gunslinger May 2, 2022

Hard

Hard

Do you know anyone who does hard

by anonymous July 3, 2022