When a girl fills her mouth with vodka, swishes it around and swallows. Then she proceeds to perform oral sex. The trick is that the vodka will make her mouth burn, like most hard alcohols do, which give you a burning sensation on your penis.
Friend 1: Hey man, why are you walking weird?
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.
Friend 2: My girlfriend wanted to try this Russian Fire Pole last night, My cock wont stop burning.
by Wallstreetjournal February 13, 2011
by Keeks4 August 23, 2019
This is an extremely dangerous sexual maneuver that should only be performed indoors. While having sex with a condom on, dip your dick in canola oil, light it on fire, and extinguish the flames in one of your partner's orifices. Be sure to have an escape planned in advance, as this will cause the recipient to scream in pain.
by Gamer_gorl May 28, 2019
The most majestic being ever created by God. It was born in southern china and eats the souls over evildoers. And everything else as well. Basically if you go near it, you have been eaten. Only one man can ever tame this beast. A man with the I initials JV. He is the most glorious man ever birthed. Women cry at the sight of him and men want to be him. One day he will ride this majestic beast into the sunset with his forty foot tall rubber ducky Renaldo at his side. When this day cums. The world will be at peace. For the most gracious thing in the world has just happened.
by I am the chosen one October 10, 2013
The fire breathing goblin is when your partner picks their nose and places their mucus into your anal cavity. You then proceed to fart the mucus back into their mouth.
Hey bebe how kinky are you? I'm a 12 level wizard kinky have yoh ever try the fire breathing goblin?
by Clopswolfbane February 22, 2016
When you walk into a porn scene involving a horse fucking a girl raw, that startles the horse into cumming in and all over her. In all she then become ripped in two and stomped by the frightened horse. The horse proceeds to fuck the split in two girl.
by goochy goochy February 22, 2018
"okay squad we're leaving please start moving bearing 120 the way we came"
"right i really hope this works uh"
"okay vesper when you're ready"
"fire in your hole"
BOOM
NO DAMAGE
"oh what the fuuuuck"
"right i really hope this works uh"
"okay vesper when you're ready"
"fire in your hole"
BOOM
NO DAMAGE
"oh what the fuuuuck"
by Infantryman 26015 July 14, 2019