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Your mom

A common quick comeback after being burned. It usually involves some restatement of the harasser's previous statement and is either used as a prefix or suffix of a sentence. 'Your mom" may also have additional burns added to it to make it seem more creative, but really it's just not.
Harasser: Man, you're car is real piece of shit.

Guy: Your mom was a piece of shit last night.
by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009
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People that has no life and bad conversation use it as a combat. People would try to make it sound better by saying extra messed up words
Guy: Sup Faggot
Idiot: Your Mom's a Faggot, Ass.
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
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your mom

Your Mom literally means 'Your Mom'. Usually people mean it to be funny, or just because they can't crack back. So they just retaliate with the phrase "Your Mom"
Jimmy: Hey Doug, where were you yesterday???!?!?!?!
Doug: Doing your Mom, and she screamed like a whore!!!!!!!
Jimmy: That's nasty, my Mom has a mullet..............
Or...............this could happen.
Person: You're such a freaking whore!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Yeah well...... Your Mom's a whore too!!!!!!!!
Person: That is SO OLD!
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by The Retard! April 17, 2006
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Your mom

A phrase indicating lack or amusmant in the subject or lack or paying attention.
"Hehe, my science homework is so easy (it's about space) I don't even have to read the chapter."
":P I didn't even have to read your mom last time."
by Borg April 19, 2005
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mom and pop

A bullshit term used by wealthy boomers to garner sympathy for their exploitative business practices. Often the business is under threat from possible regulation, and use of the term 'mom and pop' is a cheesy attempt to get young and less affluent people to distinguish between them and a large corporation, but often there is very little difference in principles aside from the scale. Often a large private business in the millions of dollars will describe themselves as mom-and-pop anyway as a marketing gimmick. At this point, the term has been used so frequently and inappropriately that it no longer holds any distinction, aside from making an entitled fair-weather capitalist stand out in the rain.
We are just normal mom and pop landlords, where your rent increase comes with freshly baked cookies.

Won't someone stick up for the mom and pop hedge fund managers of the world.
by jimbobfrites August 9, 2021
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A generic response of chavs, townies, morons, intellectual insects or wiggers when they come to the pathetic conclusion that they have no better response to an insult, inquiry, or blank comment.
Example 1 -
Person 1 : Do you even know how idiotic you sound when you talk like this?
Chav : Uhh. Your mom.

Example 2 -
Person 1 : So, I heard you got a disease from some skank last night.
Chav : Yeah, your mom!
by Roxanne Stone February 18, 2007
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Hockey Mom

An American woman who, having carried a child to term, and that child having eventually played organized hockey, obtains folksy wisdom which she then interpretes as the equivalent of, if not the superior to, a formal education.

The hockey mom is characterized by several distinct markings. First, the hockey mom displays her love for Jesus in a bumper sticker and/or a knitted sweater. Often this display simultaneously rejects other belief systems and life preferences, occassionally damning the 'non-believers' to hell.

Secondly, if the hockey mom has a daughter, that daughter is usually in possession of a promise ring, which inadvertently guarantees the 'turning out' of her daughter in college.

Lastly, the hockey mom is characterized by an intense dislike of the French, especially, and xenophobia, generally, which serves to deflect any criticism on the grounds of hockey's French-Canadian popularity. The hockey mom often does not consider the racist implications of this position having had been exposed to virtually no peoples of color. If pressed, however, the hockey mom will concede that "some of them are alright," especially if "they love Jesus" and don't complain about "stuff" that happened "thousands" of years ago.
1. Sarah Palin is a self-proclaimed hockey mom.
by jbsilverstein January 15, 2009
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