black one

n. Waste material discharged from the anus after a heavy nights drinking.

That black one I just did felt like my soul was trying to escape.

by Captain Blackheart September 28, 2005

get one

take a dump

yo dubbs, quit hounded me, i gotta go get one.

yo its been 2 hours since i threw down breakfast, when i'm gonna get one?

yo come on D we ready to roll...nah man i gotta go git one first.

by jones August 8, 2003

caught one

when u almost caught one when busting ah nut,cumming, ejaculation, skeetin

Orgins in North Carolina

I almost caught one when i was dancing with this chick in the club.

by supaSTAR252 December 28, 2005

one upper

a person who has to have or do things better than the person they come in contact with.

stacy just bought a newer cell phone than us, she is totally a one upper.

by hahahaha September 6, 2003

Tie One On

To have an alcoholic drink

The Admiral went to the "O" Club to Tie One On with the boys.

by Geoffrey M. Voeth <STG RET> February 8, 2004

One Direction

A band made to cheer Anwen Evans up

Anwen: "He just doesn't know he's beautiful!"
Pete: "I know right!"
Anwen: "WE LOVE YOU ONE DIRECTION!"

by AnwenGoToSleep! April 4, 2012

hot one

To recieve an "F." This includes: on a test, paper, or for a final class grade.

"Jeff How'd you do on that test?" "Man, I got a hot one!"

by Baybay boo June 11, 2006