Mud cricket

A girl who where’s country boots and short shorts …

Bethany is a mud cricket

by F00tball04 August 19, 2022

Mud Bath

To shit in a bowl of hot water, then use the mixture to take a sponge bath.

Steve: Why do you smell so bad man?
Al: I took a nice hot Mud Bath this morning.

by LordKarnos November 12, 2019

Mud niggas

A derogatory term for Africans especially from Nigeria

These mud niggas flooding the spot

by ShakaQ March 29, 2022

Mud Rocket

like the creampie, only some one ejaculates into the anus. The receiver then squeezes as if they were about to take a massive dump, ultimately shooting cum out their ass like a rocketship exiting atmosphere.

damn, Sally's mud rocket stained my ceiling

by mustilini December 19, 2018

Mud-slap

A sex maneuver that’s performed when a woman shits on a man’s divk and then the man proceeds to slap the woman with his shit dick

Yo man last night my and the lady performed the mud-slap.

by Noe12121212122 March 2, 2024

Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022