Morale Monster

(Noun) A bipolar NCO who believes it's their primary purpose and responsibility to micro manage and diminish the morale of their soldiers.
One who puts their own agenda above the welfare of their soldiers.

"Damn, the Morale Monster is back to make us clean up someone else's mess for the sixth time this week."

by Anon999993 October 24, 2008

Monster house

Let’s be honest, you hate when this happens.

Not another motherfucking monster house.

by Grovyle_The_Hero253 April 6, 2020

monster 0

literally King Ghidorah lol or triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing

p1: is that monster 0

p2: no it's King Ghidorah

p3: you mean triple headed yellow electricity dragon thing

by THESUPERLONGWORDPERSONCOOL October 28, 2023

monstering it

when an action done surpasses boss status and proceeds by fists pumps in the air

Ben: Thank god josh is gone..kids a lingerer
Mike:yea he is
Ben: look what i got...another blunt
(pump fist in air)
Ben: This kids monstering it
Mike: WHATTTT!!??

by poopcity July 22, 2010

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredlnShit September 18, 2021

The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018