March 1st

The day you send a gay friend a D*ck pic.

Yo, Seth! It’s March 1st. Did you send Paul your D*ck pic??

by KelseyKBananas March 1, 2025

march 7th

The most funny and kind people are born on march 7th, also you parents had sex in June.

Oh look! it march 7th, happy birthday!

by gay rat boy December 15, 2021

March 25

a day where you go to your local park, and advertise the among us shop (they sell among us and sex) on the slide, and also eat cake

Bro we gotta go to the park and advertise among us shop!!! it’s march 25th!!!

by sage day March 24, 2022

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

keira march

the baddest. such a lovely, kind girl. has a cute dog😉 deserves princess treatment only.

omg, there’s keira march. she’s so perfect!

by unknown220205281208 May 5, 2020

March 25th

National get a kiss from your GF/BF

Get kissed on March 25th friday 2022 by a girl or a boy

by Aughhhhhh March 24, 2022

March 20

Where sigma boss men are born, just the most elite humans are let into this world.

Simon: Did you hear boss man William, he’s such a sigma male

Damien: That’s cuz he was born in March 20

by WassabiStik November 23, 2021