Cat Jesus; also known as mac daddy (see mac daddy definition). Cat Jesus is a mystical being, with glowing ears. It makes beautiful music, that most will never hear, nor appreciate. Cat Jesus is also very wise
by sugarmarylis March 03, 2018
Nikocado Blablablado's catchphrase.
Nikocado: *does something* Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!
by rl90599 September 05, 2020
When someone confesses that Jesus Christ is their Lord and Savior and that God raised Him from the dead is the first step to avoid spending their afterlife on earth in hell—whose sins are forgiven through the cleansing blood of Jesus on the cross.
It’s politically incorrect to lovingly share the “Good News” to nonbelievers that there’s no other way to heaven except through Jesus—the ”Salvation sans Jesus” message that religious leaders from other faiths find insensitive or offensive, but nevertheless true, if they unbiasedly study the Bible.
by MathPlus November 11, 2018
when a religious person drives way to fast and causes their plastic jesus hanging in the rear view mirror to sway back and forth and he therefore gets g's.
by whitechokolate February 21, 2008
Jesus titty fuck is the act of Jesus coming down from the heaven's above with his giant Jesus dick and just pounding it in your mouth as your breast fold around it, flopping senselessly as you cry from pleasure. THAT my good sir is a Jesus Titty Fuck.
by Annavis Yvi October 16, 2010
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Jesus Hey-Zeus Christ. Many Mexicans are named after Him. Also used as a cuss-word by the irreverent.
by Reverend Lovejoy May 20, 2006