Insult-O-Matic

1. A person who can't utter a sentence without aiming an insult at someone.

2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.

3. A person who enjoys belittling others.

Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"

Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"

by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009

Tob-o-lard

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noun

An extremely self-obsessed, unneccessarily aggressive, ignorant and obscenely arrogant fat ass who doesn't think they are such.

Get a clue Abby, if you don't quit gorging yourself and bitching about everything you'll turn into a Tob-o-lard.

by Tob-o-lard August 13, 2009

douche o rama

when a critical mass of doucheness is present in a gathering and starts to distract from why everyone is there in the first place.

We better get everyone back on track or this is just going to be another douche o rama like the last time.

by cromn August 22, 2014

Bag O' Sog

A plastic sack filled to the brim of unknown substances and materials commonly described as a "soggy" concocktion.

PAHEW, that Bag O' Sog is almost overflowing! Jacob Hawley.

by Soggy Pants February 18, 2020

Tard-O-Copter

The act of laying on your own neck, and spinning your entire body around while your legs move recklessly.

Hey, look! He's doing the Tard-O-Copter!

by Numb_Nuts_W_Bush February 24, 2011

evap-o-day

When it's 4:30 pm and you suddenly realize your to do list is no shorter than it was when you started. It might, in fact, be longer.

4:15 already? Holy cow, but this has been an evap-o-day.

by LoriLynn June 6, 2011

ass o' harray

ASS O' HARRAY is when a group of people do an ass celebration.
The definition being "Celebration Of Ass

We all went into an ass o' harray when our friend got into the new school.

by Sir Reubs The Great July 7, 2023