Horse’s hooker

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.

V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”

by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

it's your hook

it's your shout

it's your hook for the drinks mate

by chick from the country October 30, 2020

medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

by SWMyers January 9, 2021

Alabama Fish Hook

When one is constipated to the point in which they must extricate the plugged feces using their pointer and middle fingers entwined (like a corkscrew) and reach up to their own anus to scrape and remove the feces.

“Billy Ray was so constipated, he had to pull out the ol’ “Alabama Fish Hook” in order to feel better!”

by McNutz March 8, 2021

The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.

Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps

by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021

Dirty Fish Hook

Curl your finger like a fish hook, stick it into someone's anus, and quickly pull it out.

Jen gave Jimmy a dirty Fish hook the other night, and his asshole hasn't been the same since.

by big_dirty_jimmy May 22, 2021

Baiting the hook

Fingerbanging your girl then shoving the fingers up her nose.

I was baiting the hook with my girl last night. She was pissed.

by AtomicBlackZero May 25, 2022