bad hair day

When you sperm in someones hair and then use it as hair gel.

That guy just gave her a bad hair day!

by Mikey Jay March 13, 2008

fuck boy hair cut

Kyle Leitzel

"what hairstyle does that guys have?"
"Oh that's the fuck boy hair cut."

by Roastytoasty February 14, 2016

Don't Touch My Hair

A song created by R&B singer Solange Knowles, Beyonce's sister. The song symbolizes black struggles, from the usual invasion of privacy by touching an black person's hair usually without asking, to undermining black people's potential as a whole. The song demands respect of boundaries, due to the fact that asking to touch a black woman's hair is a microaggression masqueraded as a compliment.

The song can easily be used to say "don't touch my hair", or represent the meaning of the song.

I respect myself and my people, so Don't Touch My Hair.

2. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

by Killing the Mood, aaight? December 28, 2016

Hair metal hoochie mama

A woman (usually a mother) that has big hair, still listens to 80s hair metal and likes to reminisce about the good ol' days of being a rocker chick.

My friends think my mom is so cool cause she's a hair metal hoochie mama that likes to have fun.

by SaraTranker92 September 17, 2017

rip your hair out

When a Hemel chav gets mad and wants to get her nan to beat you up. So don’t mess with her fam!!

This means when some girl is angry for no reason.

‘I’ll rip your hair out!’

by Lulu.P November 10, 2020

ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

by larry smellbuttz February 19, 2018

UN Gen. Sec. Hair

This is egg mom UN, who
1. Secretory Call dad mark fat
2. My mom is my gay
3. Toros hair have sus

Un Gen. Sec. Hair have sus momy

by Dankasus April 06, 2021