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Jackson Fish

1. to hit on a nice girl when you know you will get denied but they don't know how to tell without hurting your feelings.

2.to hit on a girl when you have an acne problem that covers 75% of your face

3.to be someones defall unit

4. a guy you would date if he didn't have a acne problem
1. bob: I Jackson Fished every girl at the party
Jim: way to be a dickhead

2. sam:I just realized i was Jackson Fishing
bob: dickhead

3. Jim: i really like Kim but I feel like I'm her defall unit
bob: dude.

4. Kim: i like Jim but he has a lot of pimples on his face
by theguyj February 21, 2010
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Fish Bandit

A lesbian who loves the forbidden snatch.
Ellen is going after Portia, even though she is in a relationship with Rosie? What a fish bandit!
by Not Seo June 1, 2011
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Gefahrte Fish

commonly found affixed to the rear of a automobile or harley driven by a pseudo-Christian. It also refers to the person.

Another moniker for the Jesus Fish.

A play on Gefilte Fish, the stinky fish snack; Gefahr in German means DANGER. In other words when in the company of a person of the Gefahrte Fish, be prepared for hypocracy, back-stabbing and gossip of the highest order. Virtually nobody is free from the wrath of the Gefahrte Fish, meaning the only ones not being damned are the ones who happen to be present at the moment.

The Gefahrte Fish is typically seen on the back of cars and harleys driven by middle aged women who frequent crowds of similar age - usually letting everyone in the place know how righteous said woman is. Usually the same car or harley can later be seen parked at bars frequented by 20-something males.
Who the hell was that self-righteous churchlady??? - I don't know man but she has a Gefahrte Fish on the back of her Monte Carlo.
by paulvmunix November 10, 2007
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gutter fish

Alternative term for sperm, spunk or giz when dribbling out of her cum gutter.
She ain’t never gonna get pregnant wiv all them gutter fish dribbling out of he minge.
by The real shitcunt January 8, 2018
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Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.
Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now
by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016
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dead fish

Dolphins will masterbate with eels or dead fish.
by ThatOneKaydo April 12, 2022
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NORG Fish

the smellest fish smelling vigina EVER
dont wash yourself for 8 weeks, and smell your vigina and it will smell like a NORG Fish
by brittney buttrapee February 18, 2008
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