Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore

The best compliment you can receive, if you haven’t been called a Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore then you clearly aren’t living right, life is full of fucked up people and fucked up shit but you can always count on a fat ugly dumb bitch whore, it’s amazing how someone who’s given that much hate can bring SO much joy into the lives of others. They’re really somethin to treasure :)

Did you see that Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore today? She’s the fuckin best, high key jealous of how great she is.

Fat Ugly Dumb Bitch Whore by HomemadeRaymin November 24, 2018

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth 

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

fat boy penis 

When a fat man lift's up his stomach,starts intercourse (preferably doggystyle),then drop the belly on them

Briz gave me the fat boy penis and wore my back out

fat boy penis by yung briz August 25, 2008

fat harry 

FAMILY : FAT SLUG

GENUS : Fatmanmusicman(used to be Phlomis)

SPECIES : Fat looking dude (or Donut)

COMMON NAMES: The Fat,Sir,OooHHhh Fat Harry , Buzz,Harrisons Pharmacy.

IDENTIFICATION :Shrubby, semi-woody perennial or semi-evergreen shrub, to 2m high and 1m spread.

HABITAT :Grassy areas, scrublands and along roadsides , locals say during the day the beast goes to marist high to feed on little kids.

USES :Potential food supply for 3rd world countries for 20018 and beyond.
Mild relaxant often described as providing effects similar to those of Cannabis. Smoking fat give stronger effects.

every see a fat guy and wonder WHAT TEH FUCK WAS THAT , no it wasnt a eclipse of the sun it was a fat harry walking past.

fat harry by i Need Your Trust ALl Of it NOW March 21, 2005

Fat Fives 

Nickname for a wheel option on first-generation Audi TT's; for their distinguishing characteristic of 5 relatively wide spokes.

My TT came with fat fives, but I replaced them with some RS4 reps.

Fat Fives by mmmatches April 29, 2011

Fat Tuesday 

Another way of saying, "All Day Sex (after the kids go to school till 3:00 when they get out)". It's treated like a Mexican holiday, with the Tequila shots, etc. between bouts. Also, sometimes means an extra long time having a hard-on without ejaculation, or an all day hard-on.

Hey, you wanna have Fat Tuesday with me tomorrow? (doesn't matter what day of the week it is). Or: Damn, I was Fat Tuesday after I saw you in that outfit this morning.

Fat Tuesday by mostdiggity January 8, 2015

fat friend 

The obese/chubby friend of a hot male or female that can always miraculously keep them out of a relationship with you. The best thing to do with them is to friend them, then start a relationship up with your target. Afterward, do something that will cause the fat friend to split up with your lover, so that there will be no more of her/him.

Dave: My god man, that woman is soo hot. The things I'd do to her...
Jason: Good luck, man. Her fat friend always pulls her outta here before you can do anything.

fat friend by AdolescentWit June 21, 2009