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Trump Eye 

The severe condition where your eyes are locked in an upwards position. This is due to your eyes rolling constantly when Donald Trump speaks.
Don’t listen to Donald Trump speak too long, you might get Trump Eye.
Trump Eye by Woodwoman December 17, 2018
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One Eyed Cock 

That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!
Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock
One Eyed Cock by Curly26 June 24, 2019

Menu Eyes 

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.
Menu Eyes by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019

bi-eyeing 

Checking out someone of the same sex even though you're definitely not gay nor bisexual.
Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!
bi-eyeing by ValleyBreezer November 8, 2019

tired eyes of a shrew

When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!
Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!
tired eyes of a shrew by Evlo_ November 16, 2019

minds eye 

We do not want to draw a dungeons and dragons map, we'll use our minds eye.
minds eye by cg0 December 10, 2019