Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.
Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*
by Cryphippus December 27, 2024
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Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom
smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.
by pctv guy October 09, 2018
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Donkey Show

When a guy acts like such a reject and thinks he is getting over on everyone around him when in fact everyone knows what he is up to.
Randy: has anyone seen MoeZ?

Sobhe: he is in the back putting on a Donkey Show!
by Dearborn Zoo Keeper October 28, 2011
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Donkey Show

Where Democrat politicians display their grasp of reality when interviewing aspirants.
The applicant wondered wether to wear her medals to the Donkey Show on Capitol Hill later that week or not.
by Maggie T February 20, 2025
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Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.
Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.
by Mysterious Alicat April 19, 2011
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Donkey phat

“Damn did you see her ass, that jaunt was donkey phat!”
by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019
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Donkey Nutron

It is a meme about a fusion of donkey kong and Jimmy Neutron, commonly paired with Shreck Wizowski as a who would win meme
Person 1: who would win, Donkey Nutron or, Shreck Wizoowski?
Person 2: Donkey Nutron of course.
by BasiclyMichaelMell February 11, 2020
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