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First World Problems 

A more politically correct term for a "White Whine." However, both terms remain misleading: White Whines/First World Problems are not exclusive to whites or those in the First World, and there are many whites and people in the First World who do not suffer from being over-privileged.
Person 1: I wanna call this guy out on a white whine, but I don't want to be offensive.

Person 2: Why not say he's got First World Problems?

Person 1: Don't you mean Developed World Problems?

Person 3: whitewhine.com
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Wifi World 

Wifi World, a website controlled by a narcissistic dictator and his hippo-critical staff. A website that consists mostly of underage Nintendo fan boys. The larger your post count, the more you get to troll without getting caught. Wifi World is a term for having a horribly bad staff that attempts to hack their own site and get away with it with a mere pat on the back.
To Wifi World is to create a website based on yourself, and to create an entire sub-forum and RPG about how cool your life is, even though it is spent mostly online trolling 12 year olds to make yourself feel cooler.
Wifi World by Juan Van Coolio July 28, 2007

disney world 

the place where milions of families every year spend millions of dollars on worthles parks that have rides for kids under the age of 7
me-disney world is getting old

mom- i love disney...lets do toy story mania

me-can't we go to universal studios

mom- no

me-why

mom- cause at disney world they tell you have a magical day

eBaums World Forums

Fourm were only the most intelligent beings (even smarter then mensa)converse. They also pity the users of YTMND and Albino Blacksheeps intelligence.
YTMND member: OMG YOU HEAR ABOUT eBUAMS WORLS LOLZORL

Albino blacksheep member: OMGS YAEH THEY LIKE STUSHHIP PEOPLZE

eBaums World Forums member: I reject your hypothesis and substitute my own.
eBaums World Forums by inrecop June 24, 2006

the end of the world 

every day is the end of the world, and every morning is the beginning.
when you woke up this morning, it was a new world. it was the end of the world last night when you went to bed. What are you doing wasting all this time on the internet?

The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump 

He has a face like mushy baby food and he has large wrinkles. He has a quadruple chin and he eats too many hamburgers. He got corona and won't wear a mask. He wants everyone to get it. He doesn't care about others. FUCK DONALD TRUMP!! BIDEN2020
The World's biggest Donald (Butt ) Trump IS TURNING INTO A POOPHEAD!

gayest fucking school in the world 

Fordham Preparatory School, in the Bronx, NY.
At first observation it is easy to tell that this is a school for phaggets
Fordham Prep phagget 1: I didn't get into Iona, so now i go to the gayest fucking school in the world.
Fordham Prep phagget 2: man that sucks
Iona Prep phagget: lol geii phagget