A gluttonous behavioral pattern where an individual combines as many forms of pleasure into a single experience, intending to elevate or otherwise positively transform said experience. Notably, this behavior often undermines and distracts from the experience it was supposed to enhance.
Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.
Derived from “min-maxing,” a term used to describe using minimal resources to output maximum effect.
“This movie is so good we should get high, eat some food, maybe a couple beers, some candy. That’ll make it so much better!”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”
“Okay well while you’re pleasure-maxing, I’m just gonna keep watching.”
by pluffaduff May 7, 2025

A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human
Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
by Shmebulach June 17, 2023

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

by maxs big penis December 10, 2021

Max is an absolute Gigachad, he gets all the bitches and a absolute ginormous penis, Max is simpally the best boyfriend and or friend. he is always the person everybody talks about when he's not around, and don't even mention how cute he is, he's honestly the kindest and most caring, he can take a joke and girls always want to smash him, but he is a very genuine person very talkative, generous, loving, loyal and just a God in general.
Did you hear about max? "yeah he's an absolute Gigachad With The biggest penis know to man kind, he gets all the bitches".
by suger daddy max November 23, 2021

by anonymous February 19, 2022
