Michigan mud bath

A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.

Gee Willikers dad, I didn't know mom gave you a Michigan Mud Bath when you guys first met

by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023

mud

mud is another way of saying lame , shit , ugly or yuck

1. That video game is mud - as in lame
2. Their pies are mud at that shop - as in yuck
3. She don't like you because you're mud - as in ugly or shit

This word is used in new zealand

by ByKare October 18, 2018

Turkish Mud bath

A Turkish mud bath is when you are in a bathtub with your significant other then you or your partner takes a shit in the bathtub and smear it over themselves and you

I love giving my wife a Turkish mud bath!

by Prenut fondler April 14, 2024

F-mud

Similar to fml but stands for f* my useless (university) degree.

The person using the phrase F-mud more likely than not is a pragmatist and understands that their social science degree is worth almost absolutely nothing unless it's followed by a master's degree in something like law.

by Sexydimma December 12, 2022

Deepest Darkest Mud

think realistically, if you were telepathic, but still broke, genuinely having the potential to get a job in the field of telepathy, because you’re for one, telepathic. for two, unusual. for three, in the mud. for four?.. new. how would you feel? this is the deepest darkest mud, and the most dangerous mud. to the environment around the mud, and you (actually inside the mud). don’t get in the deepest darkest mud.

Human-1: dude, we’re in seem deep mud.

Human-2: dude we are. i’m probably in the Deepest Darkest Mud.

Human-1: i empathize with that.

Human-2: thats impossible, what? - in mind-

( can you hear my thoughts )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( yeah bro.. why are you listening to country . music in there ? )
Human-2: - in mind -

( uhh this is embarrassing bro leave )
Human-1: - in Human 2’s mind -

( whatever, you definitely . bitch made )

by smoke.knows.more January 1, 2023

mud boobies

When a girls boobs aren't dense or firm they're just squishy like a bag of mud

They're not that great she's got mud boobies

by Mi_Rooster January 19, 2017

My name is mud

I'm in trouble

"We had our words, a common spat
So I kissed him upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat
My name is Mud"

by anonymous November 30, 2020