it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's
by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022
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When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.
by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022
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When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.
by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021
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Shave all of your pubes besides the hairs on your meat, and hook up with a ski instructor in the back of your custom all terrain Mercedes sprinter van that you use to go backcountry skiing.
During my trip to the mountains, I gave myself a Vancouver Pine Tree to spice things up a bit with the ladies.
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Another term for cigars & cigarillos used for rolling blunts.
"Ya'll got tree wraps?"
by Brain54 October 2, 2015
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When your dead inside but it’s Christmas Time so you have to die festively
Melanie: I’m a dead christmas tree

Abbey: Same here 🎄
by G.D.Sanchez December 14, 2017
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A big and muscular Monke that plays Vr games and mostly plays Gorilla Tag
OMG it is Tree vr he is sooo hot.
by Treevr April 16, 2022
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