Jake is a man with a massive dick
Guy1: woah he has a HUGE penis
Guy2: it's obviously Jake
Guy3: he's a sketch
Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up
Guy3: soz
Guy2: it's obviously Jake
Guy3: he's a sketch
Jake: ayy blud wanna get boxed up
Guy3: soz
by Mr.Tumble August 21, 2019
Get the Jakemug. A really cool motherfucker that likes to fuck the brains out of chicks. He has a huge cock and loves men.
That Guys' a complete jake.
by Eat_me_out June 8, 2020
Get the Jakemug. Jake is the kind of guy who will show up for you when you need extra muscles or a story that will make you smile. His commitment to health shows in his ab count and his genuine approach to others places him high on the likeability meter. He’s a guy you want to have in your corner but know not many get to be his friend, he’s more of an introvert—but a friendship with a Jake is worth seeking out. He’s devilishly handsome and you’ll question whether he knows that already. You will love every minute you get to spend with him and cherish the moments!
by Jenneffrey1 October 3, 2021
Get the Jakemug. by Carlos the Mexican April 11, 2019
Get the Jake Kurzmug. A cute, freckled smartass who isn't afraid to say mean, but truthful, things. He doesn't like to hide his dirty minded-ness, and is usually gay for the homies (I.E. Homiesexual). Can be tall, but also can be short. He can be a gentleman when he wants to. He can be the guy of your dreams, or he can be your worst enemy. He can be really funny at times, but knows when it is not the time to crack a joke.
Person 1: "Woah. That dude was so funny!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
Person 2: "Yeah, his name is Jake."
Person 1: "Well that also explains why he is so Tall/Short!"
by MooshroomLuma May 26, 2023
Get the Jakemug. by Biskness April 25, 2023
Get the jake northmug. 