Dutch Taco

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.

After hours of intercourse Samantha wouldn't climax until I finished her off with a Dutch Taco. She came so hard it was like sitting on a bidet.

by Ezmo August 14, 2009

louisiana taco

when a guy shits in a girls pussy then eats her out.

guy 1: i gave that bitch a louisiana taco last night.
guy 2: i know you gotta little left on your mustache.

by Billy Bones91 October 8, 2007

taco crotch

Puckering of the fabric surrounding the vagina forming a taco-like entity.

Damn, after seeing that Taco Crotch on Gina I sure feel like a eating a chalupa.

by John_K July 2, 2006

Human Taco

A sex move often performed in the Southwestern portion of the United States, in which a female places a dildo in between her breasts. The male then cums onto said dildo to create 'sour cream'. Blood, often from a period, is used as 'salsa'. Feces from either party can be used as beans or guacamole. In extreme cases, urine can be used as cheese. A commonly utilized move is to add lettuce/ herbs as greens for the taco. As a finale, the male will attempt to eat completed taco off the females chest.

My mom walked in on us while I was making my sister into a Human Taco.

by Jersey boy chad December 26, 2013

Taco Tuesday

Shitting in a guys asshole and squeezing his ass together making a taco.

I taco tuesday’d Drew’s ass

by Sexy Nate ass eater August 1, 2019

pocket taco

A pocket taco is a small change purse with a zipper. The outside resembles a hard-shell taco with lettuce and tomato.

Here is a quarter. You might want to keep it in your pocket taco so it doesn't fall through the hole in your pants.

by mamajenjoker November 22, 2013

Rusty taco

A name for a gruesome yeast infection

Man, my rusty taco is really bothering me!

by gamergril123 May 3, 2019