30 second job

When you only last 30 seconds when having sex with a girl

Hey Erik do you do 30' second jobs

No Jacob I last for like 5 minutes when I'm having sex, no 30 second jobs

by 30seconejob September 10, 2016

5 Second Photoshop

The five second act of ejaculation in which an individual's face is transformed from normal to cum-ridden.

After we do doggy-style, can I give you a 5 second photoshop?

by First_and_Last_Post July 13, 2016

three seconder

A sexual partner who is so erotically stimulating it is impossible for anyone to last more than 3 seconds without reaching orgasm

Yeah Dude, I'll be back soon, Veronica is totally a three seconder

by River King August 11, 2016

five second rule

when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide

If you're missing the bowl by less than five seconds, you're OK and don't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself

don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

frothy scoon

A word that others may think is a compliment, but you always know that you now own them with there unappealing scuzzyness .

the man is such a frothy scoon

by red@blue December 29, 2016

honesty scone

The act of going down on a girl who's prudish, or inexperienced.

"Dude I finally able to taste that sweet honesty scone last night!"

by PoTeeto February 9, 2017

Skully Scone

A hit out of a bong (a.k.a. Cone) that's hits you hard in the head (dome).

Bro, that cone messed my dome, fucking Skully Scone!

by stonerboibud420livin February 11, 2017