Like retarded, except slightly stupider. Typically used by people who for some reason can't spell retarded.
by BigDaddyWantsome November 19, 2020

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.
by Spider647 October 25, 2023

A person with subpar intelligence, who often has extreme narcissistic tendencies and an inability to admit when they're wrong or take responsibility for their own actions. A hypocrite who claims the moral high ground while simultaneously turning a blind eye to corruption. A person who is easily manipulated by propaganda and has blind allegiance to anyone who validates their own internal hate and fear. MAGA.
by Cwrig September 3, 2025

It simply means when you find yourself or someone else doing something absolutely stupid and come to realize it. Then you or whomever has become “Hakuna Retarded” (It’s a beautiful phrase) and follow up by a great laugh
Zane locked the keys in the work truck and then realized he was “hakuna retarded”
Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded”
Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”
Andy forgot to set his alarm and was late for work he then realized he was “hakuna retarded”
Joey took way too long to get the joke and everyone else realized he was “hakuna retarded”
by KSG Ndy January 8, 2025

Its like a way to say your the "most retarded man alive" but in a shorter way as in "retard man alive"
Bro I was talking to Sarah the other way and the way she was looking at me she probably thought I was retard man alive.
by ciralmanalive April 9, 2024

by ehebej June 15, 2020
