Poughkeepsie Play

An experimental performance. When your play or act needs to be vetted by a live audience you need an off off off broadway location in a press desert so if it bombs hardly anyone will notice. Leave the Great White Way then take the MetroNorth to the end of the line to put on a Poughkeepsie Play at the Bardavon Theatre. Leave your expectations at the door, this might blow you away or bore you to sleep.

Will it play in Poughkeepsie?

Person: I just saw a Poughkeepsie Play.

Other Person: What was it about?
Person: I can’t recall.

That Poughkeepsie Play is gonna be a hit!

Critic: Willem DaFoe got upstaged by an unknown actor in that Poughkeepsie Production.
Comic: Sounds like he got upstated!

by Upstate and Chill April 29, 2024

Crush play

A type of foreplay when a girl tries her best to press a guy on a wall as hard as possible with her butt. The girl has to be positioned in front of her and the guy has to be in the back of her so he gets crushed by her butt crotch-first. The tighter the space the better for this so the guy has more physical pressure applied to him.

Jimmy was enjoying crush play in a tight space with Allison who has a huge butt. With her thick body and big butt applying so much pressure to his thin and gaunt body, he was practically crushed flat from the pressure. Nevertheless he really enjoyed the crush-play with her before they went at it in the bed.

by demontimepov May 22, 2024

Shower play

When a person or a group of people who are into pig play engage in sexual activities in the shower with the water running.

I wanted to play with this gorgeous guy I meet at the club, but I didn't prepare or have a space to do it without getting messy, so we decided to shower play in the bathroom

by Sub Sub July 4, 2024

Sand Play

Sand Play is the action where couples will use sand in a sexual context, typically by inserting grains of sand into the partner's urethra with a funnel. This causes the ejaculation to have a grainy texture which is satisfying for those interested in Sand Play. Is it commonly associated with BDSM types of kinks. People who have a Sand Play kink commonly have had issues in the past with childhood trauma involving a sandbox incident.

Hey honey, I think I want to spice up your sex life, how do you feel about Sand Play?

by Faser Flow October 19, 2024

Dollhouse Play

When one makes and places little handmade figurines of people one is attracted to sexually in a tiny house, then thrusts ones penis though the tiny door and nut all over their tiny faces.

My friend told me he went home with a date the other day and she was mega into dollhouse play and made him shove his dick through a tiny window.

Yo did some dollhouse play the other day, got a splinter in my junk because the tiny door was made cheaply.

by Dollhousefiend December 2, 2024

shovel play

The act of taking a shovel and shoving it up your rectum as an act of sexual pleasure.

“Have you heard what Taylor did the other day with Jordan? They love shovel play”

by suedylan December 6, 2024

grinchy play

When you slide down her smokestack like a grinch. Mean and nasty.

She said she needed to be treaty like a filthy animal. She asked if I was into grinchy play.

by Fknelectric January 3, 2025