May 9th

May 9th is National checkered day. Where you wear something checkered.

Danny Devito - what date is it tomorrow?

Mario - it’s may 9th bruv, you’ve gotta wear checkered my man. Is national checkered day.

by Xaaaaaaanny December 2, 2019

Ashleigh Mai O'neill

A gorgeous girl, normally has brown wavy hair, that is always loving her friends and expensive things.

Omg did you see Ashleigh Mai O'neill? She's so pretty!

by Lil Taehyung April 29, 2019

May 6th

National Praise any kid name Shawn Day

“Check it out its May 6th which means it’s national praise Shawn day!”

by [ツBlankツ] May 2, 2019

Boozy Gay May

The month of the year when every straight individual can comfortably test their sexuality, where every friendship can find its limits

Remember when I touched your penis in boozy gay May and you liked it?

Remember when smudged pussies and didn’t have to pull to cum?

by Not straight May 3, 2019

May in Sweden

Snow and 20 degrees celsius at the same time.

Nicole: Oh, so it's May in Sweden?
Penelope: Yeah, better prepare the sleigh!

by YahYeeet May 7, 2019

May 9

day of being my girlfriend

what day it's today?

may 9 so u should be carla's gf

by kxkxkdy May 8, 2019

50 shades of May

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.

2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".

"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"

Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.

by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019